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00:19
You are a racist.
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And you're a limousine liberal.
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If we met today, we would never be friends
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Who said we're friends now?
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you date teenagers.
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And you're going to die alone.
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I just threw up in my mouth.
00:27
One word, my friend diarrhea,
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I'm going to kill myself.
00:30
that would be a great start.
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**** ***
00:32
You ****
00:32
you're
00:32
***.
00:33
a rich *******.
00:33
You're a bigger *******.
01:24
Vice President Mike Pence and Senator Kamala Harris debated in the only vice president debate. What were your thoughts?
01:31
Two thoughts first, love the family.
01:34
Love the fly.
01:36
Everybody, everybody loved the fly.
01:37
Yeah, I read something on line which I'm not going to take credit for, but said that fly was Mike Pence's only black friend. Funny.
01:48
And more importantly, what we both want to talk about Kamala.
01:52
Yeah.
01:53
She's so cute.
01:54
I know you love Kamala. I
01:56
I
01:56
think
01:56
do.
01:56
we love her in different ways but
01:58
No,
01:58
you can go first.
01:59
I think we love her in the same way. Well, maybe not. But I have a fantasy.
02:03
Yeah.
02:04
Here's my, lafantasie. Common eye after the election. After she loses, we're walking down the beach and she's distraught because she's lost the election.
02:15
Now she wearing the typical blazer and pants.
02:18
Yes, yes, she's wearing. She's wearing exactly right.
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Does
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We're
02:22
she have the sneakers?
02:22
on the beach
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Does
02:23
and
02:23
she have those
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for some.
02:23
trade those trademark converse sneakers that she
02:26
No
02:26
wearing those?
02:26
high heels.
02:27
Oh,
02:27
She's wearing
02:28
interesting.
02:28
the full business outfit.
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Got it, got
02:30
The
02:30
it.
02:30
full and for some reason in my fantasy. She's got the whole business outfit and I'm wearing a bathing suit. Were walking down the beach.
02:36
Uh huh.
02:37
And she turns to me, and she says, I have a confession, and I say what and she says. I'm a Republican.
02:44
Oh, that's a huge turn on for you.
02:46
And that's it, then. Then I wake up dreams over.
02:50
There's no sort of you know laying in the sand, and the water
02:54
No, that's
02:54
glistening
02:54
all I need
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over
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no
02:55
your body.
02:56
help. That's all I need is Republican.
02:59
Well, I have to say my my fantasy about her is not sexual per say. So you know she's the former Attorney General of California, right?
03:08
Yeah,
03:08
Very
03:09
yeah.
03:09
powerful position.
03:10
Yeah, it's OK.
03:11
And for some reason, in my fantasy she's prosecuting me. I'm not even sure what that means, but
03:19
She
03:19
I'm getting prosecuted.
03:19
did. She Tasers your ***.
03:21
Well, I don't know if it's that, but we're in a court of law and somehow she's making a case against me.
03:26
You just want to go to person because you you think that's like a dating paradise,
03:32
Now again,
03:32
you
03:33
I'm not
03:33
know.
03:33
gay. I know that's a theme of yours, but
03:35
No,
03:35
I'm not
03:35
it's
03:35
gay.
03:35
not that. I just think I just think you'd like to be around a lot of guys in prison. In the shower.
03:39
Look
03:40
I didn't say anything else.
03:41
fair enough. I think you would also agree that Mike Pence resembles sort of like a high ranking Nazi official.
03:49
He OK?
03:51
He would be, well, I know you Love Pence.
03:52
Yes.
03:53
You Love Pence.
03:55
Who doesn't love Nazis?
03:56
Right
03:56
I mean.
03:57
right Pence would be like he wouldn't be girbal's, but he'd be like Gerbil's right hand guy.
04:03
Yeah, he'd make it good. He'd make a good #2. agree
04:06
Good #2,
04:07
he'd
04:07
is
04:07
be right in there.
04:08
which is exactly what he's doing right now.
04:10
Heil
04:37
In addition to giving Mary that $50.00 gift card to Meta Musil again feel lighter and more energetic with Meta Musil, we're going to give her an I love the * ***** T shirt and boy, are we happy with how these T shirts came out early.
04:52
They look great.
04:53
They're great.
04:54
Steven really screwed the pooch on the last batch.
04:57
Well.
04:57
Remember those things?
04:58
Yeah, they.
04:59
They look like ****.
05:00
Well, they also said be holes instead of * *****.
05:03
He thought that was funny.
05:04
What a classic mistake though.
05:07
He's a *******.
05:08
Anyways, we have a lot of holes merge. We have coffee cups, we've got T Shirts, yoga wear.
05:16
I don't know if I'd go so far they're stretchy pants.
05:20
Well,
05:20
I
05:20
they're
05:20
wouldn't
05:20
stretchy
05:20
call me
05:21
pants,
05:21
yoga.
05:21
yeah?
05:21
Yoga wear stretchy pants.
05:22
Yeah, but God, I mean the a whole store is there's quite a bit
05:27
There,
05:27
of stuff there.
05:28
and by the way, those stretchy pants I've noticed Stephens been dipping into the box of stretchy pants 'cause during kovit he's been. Putting on a few pounds.
05:39
He's really not looking good.
05:41
The jeans are not working so well
05:43
Now
05:43
for him anymore.
05:44
now he's going right. He's going right to the elastic.
05:47
And since we pay him like $4 month, he's got. He's gotta help himself
05:52
I
05:52
to
05:53
think
05:53
a little
05:53
he's
05:53
free,
05:53
eating a lot
05:53
some
05:53
of tabouli.
05:54
freak. Oh, he
05:56
He's eating
05:57
is.
05:57
a **** load of tabbouleh
05:58
He
05:58
because
05:59
eats
05:59
I,
05:59
a **** load of everything.
06:00
well, he lives around the corner from this tabbouleh place.
06:04
And the Newt. The noodle place.
06:06
Oh God, but
06:07
I
06:07
that's
06:07
keep
06:07
great.
06:08
seeing him with those with those what he called the LogMeIn. He
06:12
Yeah.
06:14
used to be vegetarian
06:16
Yeah
06:16
vegan, whatever he called himself
06:17
guy had
06:18
not
06:18
a good figure
06:18
anymore.
06:19
guide, a good figure in
06:20
Good
06:20
his day.
06:20
figure, what your?
06:25
What's wrong, I can see that guy had a good figure.
06:28
I'm uncomfortable with saying that a good figure
06:30
Well, listen.
06:30
he was. He was a thin guy and now he eats pork LogMeIn.
06:34
Steven had a good physique.
06:36
My wife calls him chunky now.
06:38
Well, now he's junkies. I mean
06:40
Yeah,
06:40
too many carbs.
06:40
chunky yeah.
06:42
Yeah, it's bad.
06:44
He
06:44
It's
06:44
must
06:44
bad.
06:44
crap like a bear. You eat a whole thing of LogMeIn and pork and.
06:50
I'm not sure
06:50
Gotta
06:50
he does
06:50
crap
06:50
crap
06:51
like a bear.
06:51
that's the problem. He's not crapping enough.
06:53
He has, he's like what's his name Kim Jong Moon? He has no butt hole.