Dreams of Kamala

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You are a racist. 

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And you're a limousine liberal. 

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If we met today, we would never be friends 

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Who said we're friends now? 

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you date teenagers. 

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And you're going to die alone. 

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I just threw up in my mouth. 

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One word, my friend diarrhea, 

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I'm going to kill myself. 

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that would be a great start. 

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**** *** 

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You **** 

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you're 

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***. 

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a rich *******. 

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You're a bigger *******. 

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Vice President Mike Pence and Senator Kamala Harris debated in the only vice president debate. What were your thoughts? 

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Two thoughts first, love the family. 

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Love the fly. 

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Everybody, everybody loved the fly. 

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Yeah, I read something on line which I'm not going to take credit for, but said that fly was Mike Pence's only black friend. Funny. 

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And more importantly, what we both want to talk about Kamala. 

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Yeah. 

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She's so cute. 

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I know you love Kamala. I 

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I 

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think 

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do. 

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we love her in different ways but 

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No, 

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you can go first. 

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I think we love her in the same way. Well, maybe not. But I have a fantasy. 

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Yeah. 

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Here's my, lafantasie. Common eye after the election. After she loses, we're walking down the beach and she's distraught because she's lost the election. 

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Now she wearing the typical blazer and pants. 

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Yes, yes, she's wearing. She's wearing exactly right. 

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Does 

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We're 

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she have the sneakers? 

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on the beach 

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Does 

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and 

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she have those 

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for some. 

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trade those trademark converse sneakers that she 

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No 

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wearing those? 

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high heels. 

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Oh, 

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She's wearing 

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interesting. 

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the full business outfit. 

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Got it, got 

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The 

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it. 

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full and for some reason in my fantasy. She's got the whole business outfit and I'm wearing a bathing suit. Were walking down the beach. 

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Uh huh. 

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And she turns to me, and she says, I have a confession, and I say what and she says. I'm a Republican. 

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Oh, that's a huge turn on for you. 

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And that's it, then. Then I wake up dreams over. 

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There's no sort of you know laying in the sand, and the water 

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No, that's 

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glistening 

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all I need 

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over 

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no 

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your body. 

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help. That's all I need is Republican. 

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Well, I have to say my my fantasy about her is not sexual per say. So you know she's the former Attorney General of California, right? 

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Yeah, 

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Very 

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yeah. 

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powerful position. 

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Yeah, it's OK. 

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And for some reason, in my fantasy she's prosecuting me. I'm not even sure what that means, but 

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She 

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I'm getting prosecuted. 

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did. She Tasers your ***. 

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Well, I don't know if it's that, but we're in a court of law and somehow she's making a case against me. 

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You just want to go to person because you you think that's like a dating paradise, 

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Now again, 

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you 

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I'm not 

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know. 

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gay. I know that's a theme of yours, but 

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No, 

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I'm not 

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it's 

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gay. 

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not that. I just think I just think you'd like to be around a lot of guys in prison. In the shower. 

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Look 

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I didn't say anything else. 

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fair enough. I think you would also agree that Mike Pence resembles sort of like a high ranking Nazi official. 

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He OK? 

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He would be, well, I know you Love Pence. 

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Yes. 

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You Love Pence. 

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Who doesn't love Nazis? 

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Right 

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I mean. 

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right Pence would be like he wouldn't be girbal's, but he'd be like Gerbil's right hand guy. 

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Yeah, he'd make it good. He'd make a good #2. agree 

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Good #2, 

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he'd 

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is 

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be right in there. 

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which is exactly what he's doing right now. 

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Heil 

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In addition to giving Mary that $50.00 gift card to Meta Musil again feel lighter and more energetic with Meta Musil, we're going to give her an I love the * ***** T shirt and boy, are we happy with how these T shirts came out early. 

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They look great. 

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They're great. 

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Steven really screwed the pooch on the last batch. 

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Well. 

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Remember those things? 

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Yeah, they. 

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They look like ****. 

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Well, they also said be holes instead of * *****. 

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He thought that was funny. 

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What a classic mistake though. 

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He's a *******. 

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Anyways, we have a lot of holes merge. We have coffee cups, we've got T Shirts, yoga wear. 

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I don't know if I'd go so far they're stretchy pants. 

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Well, 

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I 

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they're 

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wouldn't 

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stretchy 

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call me 

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pants, 

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yoga. 

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yeah? 

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Yoga wear stretchy pants. 

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Yeah, but God, I mean the a whole store is there's quite a bit 

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There, 

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of stuff there. 

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and by the way, those stretchy pants I've noticed Stephens been dipping into the box of stretchy pants 'cause during kovit he's been. Putting on a few pounds. 

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He's really not looking good. 

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The jeans are not working so well 

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Now 

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for him anymore. 

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now he's going right. He's going right to the elastic. 

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And since we pay him like $4 month, he's got. He's gotta help himself 

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I 

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to 

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think 

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a little 

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he's 

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free, 

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eating a lot 

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some 

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of tabouli. 

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freak. Oh, he 

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He's eating 

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is. 

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a **** load of tabbouleh 

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He 

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because 

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eats 

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I, 

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a **** load of everything. 

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well, he lives around the corner from this tabbouleh place. 

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And the Newt. The noodle place. 

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Oh God, but 

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I 

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that's 

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keep 

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great. 

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seeing him with those with those what he called the LogMeIn. He 

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Yeah. 

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used to be vegetarian 

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Yeah 

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vegan, whatever he called himself 

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guy had 

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not 

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a good figure 

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anymore. 

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guide, a good figure in 

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Good 

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his day. 

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figure, what your? 

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What's wrong, I can see that guy had a good figure. 

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I'm uncomfortable with saying that a good figure 

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Well, listen. 

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he was. He was a thin guy and now he eats pork LogMeIn. 

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Steven had a good physique. 

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My wife calls him chunky now. 

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Well, now he's junkies. I mean 

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Yeah, 

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too many carbs. 

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chunky yeah. 

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Yeah, it's bad. 

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He 

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It's 

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must 

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bad. 

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crap like a bear. You eat a whole thing of LogMeIn and pork and. 

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I'm not sure 

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Gotta 

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he does 

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crap 

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crap 

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like a bear. 

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that's the problem. He's not crapping enough. 

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He has, he's like what's his name Kim Jong Moon? He has no butt hole.