THE A-HOLES PODCAST

LIVE From Heaven: It’s Casey Kasem

October 18, 2020 Cal Baxter and Tanner Boylan Season 3 Episode 54
THE A-HOLES PODCAST
LIVE From Heaven: It’s Casey Kasem
Show Notes Transcript

Cal and Tanner speak with Casey Kasem from Heaven, opine about Amy Coney Barrett’s best assets, and discuss why they don’t give a shit about Bob Saget.

Now you bet you you know they're painful, perplexing, and unfortunately for me, plentiful. 


00:17

Available at Walgreens, CVS and wherever fine **** creams are sold. 


00:25

You are a racist. 


00:26

And you're a limousine liberal. 


00:27

If we met today, we would never be friends 


00:29

Who said we're friends now? 


00:30

you date teenagers. 


00:31

And you're going to die alone. 


00:32

I just threw up in my mouth. 


00:33

One word, my friend diarrhea, 


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I'm going to kill myself. 


00:36

that would be a great start. 


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**** *** 


00:38

You **** 


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you're 


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***. 


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a rich *******. 


00:39

You're a bigger *******. 


00:43

This is the eight holes podcast I am Cal Baxter. Tanner, how are you? I know what's going on and you know you and I are both a little upset that our sponsor of last week got's gotta go. They gotta went and they left us. 


01:02

Well, they they owed us a lot of money. But I you know I'm ****** at you to be honest because you degraded them on the air. You told the world. Basically the product didn't work and who could blame them? And now we're left with, you know, a sizable bill. They are not going to pay. They left us as a sponsor and we're left with Avery's **** cream. 


01:29

Yeah. so. OK look if that's going to be the case if you're going to use the product and knowing you you are very much in need of a regional cream please, well please. Please don't degrade them on the air. I mean, it's just a way to lose revenue for us. 


01:50

Yeah. OK. 


01:58

Yeah. 


02:09

the Berry blast sounds something that I'd be interested in. this was the week for the hearings for Amy Coney Barrett. Your thoughts. 


02:22

No interesting. 


02:29

Asebe now she's very much in line with York brand of conservatism. So you've got to be excited. Yeah. 


02:39

Yeah, you see I knew I needed to go there. 


02:45

She's a looker. 


02:50

I think it's 11. for me, because of course I disagreed with everything that she said during the week. I was most interested in her Tuesday testimony with that sort of Burgundy Outfit she was wearing. I think it's sort of a Talbots number. 


03:08

Let's move on. OK, so Tanner, we have a very, very special guest who we want to introduce to today's episode. 


03:24

Ed Asner 


03:29

OK. 


03:32

Yes, that's true. 


03:36

Well he was. I mean being broadcasters as we are. I mean he was our hero. 


03:50

He did die. Yes, that's been confirmed. Yes, yes. Yes, yes. Casey Kasom is no longer with us on Earth. 


04:11

You know, zoom is an incredible product, which this country really didn't know about. Let's say six months ago, but who knew that even beyond its international capabilities to connect people, it had interstellar capabilities? 


04:31

That's right. 


04:37

I think it's called. I think it's called the heavenly plan. 


04:49

So the two of us had a great zoom call with Casey and we'd like to play that now for our listeners, who I think will be very interested in what he's up to in heaven and who he's interacting with. you, I can hear you loud and clear. thank you very much. I have to say I'm a big fan of the ****** podcast. 


05:11

Oh sure, I listen to the holes and Don Imus. 


05:19

I met him once. In a men's bathroom, long story, I'd rather not talk about it. 


05:33

He's Vicious temper. 


05:37

You know Elvis has flatulence like you've never smelled before, and I've smelt it all. 


05:50

Well, I can tell you is he's not allowed at the Heavenly Chuckie cheese. 


05:57

He screws anything that moves even animals, whether they're alive or dead. Hey Casey, it's Cole. I am a long time listener question are you hanging out with Prince? He's got a lot of pubic hair everywhere. Well like How I Met Prince once in a heavenly bathroom. Long story, I'd rather not talk about it. Hey, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. 


06:23

Halitosis and very bad Bo. 


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you know. Contrary to popular belief, she's ****** in bed. And oh, they're not even real. Trust me, I know. So keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. You know some people would say I don't belong up here. 


06:52

Well, the one you remember was on the radio, but once the mic turns off I'm a ***** ****. 


07:00

And I'm thinking. It's very possible we're not in heaven. It's kind of like the season ending of the good place. 


07:11

01 more thing, Tanner. Go **** yourself. 


07:18

Alright Tanner, Let's move on to the * ***** wishlist. One of the most popular segments. In the podcast, we're really excited, as everybody knows, as our listeners know, next month in November we are going to be broadcasting live from Abbey Road Studios in London. In one of the guests that we're working on that we're really excited about is Christopher Hewitt. Now those who don't know Christopher Hewitt's name, he played the lead in the classic ABC sitcom, Mr Belvedere. 


07:53

You can call him a *******. I call him a UK treasure. 


08:06

Well then they don't know what they're talking about. Here's a guy who's Shakespearean trained, right? He's anem he's an ambassador of goodwill. He he has great stories to tell and he is the perfect guest for our London show. And And by the way, I challenge you to come up with a more influential show on broadcast television than Mr. Belvedere. 


08:34

Well. 


08:38

Alright. While common would be great. 


08:56

So I didn't know that. So Coleman's got some sort of flat in London. 


09:03

OK. 


09:06

OK, so I thought he was with Lyft. Are you sure he's with Uber? Yeah. 


09:16

Well, he may not look common as it is and is in a whole different stratosphere, right? So I OK. So for Coleman, I agree. I hope Steven is working on that. We'd love to have Gary Coleman next month with Christopher Hewitt in our London Studios at our London show. Yeah, I mean, I think Casey has been hanging out with Dana. I don't know if it's platonic. Do you have any thoughts on that? 


09:44

Well, knowing Casey, Nothing's platonic. 


09:51

OK, Tanner, time for our next segment, which is getting a lot of listeners called who gives a ****. 


10:07

I think she admitted to this college scandal. 


10:13

No. No, now we're more more of a headline podcast, yeah? 


10:36

Wow, no it doesn't. 


10:49

Ah. 


10:53

Yeah. 


10:55

Yeah, who gives a ****? You know what's interesting? Here is what I find interesting about this story, not only who gives a **** but here he is. He sends a personal text to a good friend of his and somehow it ends up on page 6. How is it? 


11:13

He leaked it. Yeah, he 


11:18

Yeah. 


11:31

You You know, I first of all I think she's going to wear an orange jumper like it's no one's business. I think she'll look good. 


11:46

Yeah, that was probably the most overrated show I've ever not seen. Laughlin is going to be, you know, really she's going to be the Belle of the ball. No. No, she will be. Yeah, she's getting the shift, and I'm fairly certain Casey will be interviewing her soon. 


12:16

So I knew it now. As you know, I spent six, well, six months in the can, and that's for a later episode. But they call it a lock and Sock Party. 


12:32

Yeah, we're going to tip Casey and Lori Loughlin for a future episode. Let's move on. So tannery once again want to promote our live presidential election coverage at the * ***** podcast that will be Tuesday, November 3rd at 9:00 PM an we've brought together a wonderful group of statisticians to help us call each state state by state. 


13:01

Oh ah. 


13:12

Well, you know it's not. That's not a bad thing. We know that she speaks in tongues sort of part time. I have been taking a tongues online class to sort of help translate, so hopefully I will be up to speed and somewhat fluent by November 3rd. 


13:37

And once again, you went too far. You can follow us at the holes podcast com. Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn. I am Cole Baxter. Thanks for listening.